(1)Sir:Agar sacche man se prathana,
karoge to jaroor puri hogi,
Student:Rahne do sir agar aisa hota,
to aap zinda na hote.


(2)Ek bhahu thi padosi pe line marti thi,
Saaa ne dekha fir bhi kuchh na boli,
pucho kyon??
kyunki saas bhi khabhi bahu thi.